Medium Harris

In the Testing Center
By Andy Harris
(sung to the tune of Family Night in the LDS Children's Songbook)

"This is the test I've studied for.
Going to class was such a bore.
I wish I'd withdrawn even more
With every passing hour.
***
I'd heard that learning can be fun.
There's an exam for everyone.
Roommate and cousin, *strangers, too
Together on Friday night."

Based on a true story.  Class attendance may have been modified.
*Alternate wording: girlfriend/boyfriend