I Wrote a Song!
In the Testing Center
By Andy Harris
(sung to the tune of Family Night in the LDS Children's Songbook)
"This is the test I've studied for.
Going to class was such a bore.
I wish I'd withdrawn even more
With every passing hour.
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I'd heard that learning can be fun.
There's an exam for everyone.
Roommate and cousin, *strangers, too
Together on Friday night."
Based on a true story. Class attendance may have been modified.
*Alternate wording: girlfriend/boyfriend